Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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