New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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