Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
how drunk are you?
Several
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
