Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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