I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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