YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I fill condoms, not promises.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Randomize
