And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours