It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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