whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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