Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
one might say we're banned from that church
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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