that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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