I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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