A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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