So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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