i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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