but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She even gives head with a lisp.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have post one night stand depression
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