Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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