Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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