Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
