yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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