I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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