It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The uberlube is also flammable
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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