My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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