No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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