She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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