I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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