people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
no you cant smoke seaweed
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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