Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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