What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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