Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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