I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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