Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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