Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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