Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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