she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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