You're so nebulous sometimes
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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