I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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