So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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