I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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