Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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