If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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