dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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