Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
