The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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