Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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