I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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