covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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