Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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