It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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