My room smells like vodka and shame
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
And then he peed in my hair
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