so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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