D3 body, D1 cock
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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