Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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