what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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