i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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