butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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