Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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