It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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